By which, I mean said I should, so I have.

So yeah, this is stolen from the aforementioned lunatic (though I took the liberty of substituting my own answers, was that a bad thing? *Lost kitten face*)

RULES
? You must fill out EVERY question! No skipping!
? Tag five people afterward.
? Leave a message on their page telling them they're tagged. Ignored, because rules are arbitrary, unenforced and therefore ignorable in most instances, as is the case here.

--1st part----
ARE YOU?

1. Perfect? No, but I spend a great deal of time making sure that some day, I will be.

2. Tall? Yeah, too tall - clothes're hard to find and getting harder...

3. In your pyjamas? Actually, I am; for some reason, I started wearing pyjamas to bed about a month ago... I think it was something to do with piercings... But yeah, rare occurance, I'm wearing pyjamas and I'm not at home (family home, not university home)

4. Left handed? No, but aside from writing, my left hand's about as good as most people's right hands


LAST:
1. Friend you saw : Seth-sama this "morning", I made us omelettes after waiting six hours for him to wake up and doing all his house's washing up >_<

2. Talked to on the phone : Dad, mum, Katherine, dad (same phone-call, in that order) about coming home for Christmas in... 3 days, 13 and a half hours... I'm pretty worried...

3. Person to text you: Green, texting about a game we played and the epilogue thereof.

4. Was today better than yesterday? No, yesterday was a triumph of antisocial socialisation, today was sacrificed to anxiety

FAVORITES:
1. Number: 4; read Day in the Life and you won't understand, but you'll think you do and that'll help
2. Color(s): I'm tempted to leave ~laudanumaddict's answer here, since it's just as applicable, but mine is purple (pressed for a shade, amethyst).
3. Fruit: Of the many concepts that never occured to me, one is that of having a favourite fruit, but given consideration... Probably cherries... I spent a lot of time eating apples as a kid, which was because they were bought and I liked them, similarly strawberries and sugar or raspberries, but I liked watermelon more than either of them and cherries moreso than watermelon. But watermelon only existed when something important enough for starters was happening and cherries only existed in the form of larger desserts (usually meringues or pie or something). It's strange what you feel deserves explanation until you realise the explanation isn't that at all, it's just loosely related garbage, but it kept you occupied for a couple of minutes, so you suppose it was worth it and move on to the next superficial question about unimportant gumpf...
4. Place: "Anywhere Seth is? >.<" Actually, that's not quite such an inconsequential question and I'm going to agree with L, but for majorly opposing reasons. Whereas L gave that annswer because Seth makes her happy through action, I give this answer because Seth makes me happy through inaction. People are complicated and illogical, acting on arbitrary whims and incapable of keeping track even of themselves and their own motives and thoughts from second to second: Seth, in contrast is one of very few people that I actually understand, properly and as a result, spending time sitting there doing nothing, saying "What?" whenever we catch each others' eye doesn't make me rip my arms off trying to figure out what the other person is thinking or breaking out in a cold sweat trying to think of something on their behalf in order to break the silence I'd be perfectly happy keeping. The days that don't involve silence are just a (thankfully frequent) bonus.

EIGHT EMOTIONS:
1. Are you missing someone right now? Not really, no.
2. Are you happy? Often
3. Are you sad? Undeservedly, unavoidably, incurably, but accountably and survivably
4. Are you bored? Far too often (frequently when I have things to do), nothing new ever happens, so it feels like life is stagnating sometimes...
6. Are you nervous? Only because of other people, it's a shame so many undesirable people have such large effects on the courses of events that shouldn't concern them...
8. Are you tired? by rights, I should be, bed at 2:00 last night, awake four hours later and it's now 1:30 again, but I'm not really, but I'll pretend I am when I'm done with this and my body will take the hint.

ABOUT YOU:
1. Real name? Not applicable

2. Nick names? Similarly and, in fact, relatedly non-applicable

3. Eye color? Blue. When I can sensibly afford to, I'm changing them to purple.

4. Zodiac sign? Pisces.

5. Male or female? Heh...

6. Slut? If opportunity were as forthcoming as various people suggest it should be, I wouldn't need to answer, one of your friends would be able to tell you (Provided you know attractive people, my standards are actually pretty bloody high... Contradictory, ne? :S).

7. Smart? Demonstrably (and, unusually, explainably).

8. Hair color? Black with purple ends, faded and pending renewal.

9. Long or short? Long, but slowly getting more and more pissed off with it because of side-effects of its length and dedicating more and more willpower each morning to not going crazy and chopping it off >_<

10. Sweats or Jeans? "Jeans, TIGHT ass jeans on Seth's ass...mmmmmmmmmmmm..." Again, keeping L's answer, but most guys with nice butts may be substituted (and probably should be, Seth doesn't wear tight-ass jeans...), rare though they are

11. Phone or Camera? Phone, my camera sees infrequent use and my phone is in my pocket all the time.

12. Drink or Smoke? Drink, for obvious reasons.

14. Righty or lefty? Righty when it's important, otherwise... *Shrug*

---2nd part---

FIRSTS:
1. First best friend? No idea... But I met 'Lex when we were 8 and we only stopped talking regularly this summer when he moved out.

2. first crush? Might've been 'Lex, actually...

3. First pet? We had twin cats, Bibs and Tuffa born four weeks before we (twins too) were born, saying good bye to Bibs was far, far too hard

4. First big vacation? France pretty much every year... But for me it was just going somewhere with tasty food where it was harder to convince people to let me read my book...


CURRENTLY:

1. Eating? Nope, never got round to making dinner, but I ate a lot of stuff I shouldn't instead, so I don't need it.
2. Drinking? Not right now.
3. I'm about to: Go to bed, wake up early and do something that'll make someone happy.
4. Listening to: The PSU's fan.
5. Plans for today: For "today", sleep, for this actual day, sleep, wake up, finish a drawing, return some stuff, steal some hugs.


WHICH IS BETTER WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX?

1. Shorter or taller? Taller, definitely (though shorter is cute, but cute doesn't often make for an appropriate other half for me...)
2. Romantic or spontaneous? They're usually the same and I like both, as long as I'm happy it's fine but that generally involves spontaneity.
3. Sensitive or loud? Loud, but not in volime and sensitive but not until something bad happens.
4. Hook-up or relationship? Relationship.


HAVE YOU EVER:

1. Drank bubbles? Probably - bubble bath as a kid, maybe?
2. Lost glasses/contacts? Nope, I'm vaguely competent.
3. Ran away from home? Not... exactly...
4. Broken someone's heart? Don't think so.
5. Been arrested? Came close thanks to idiot friend deciding to try and steal a rowing boat - what the hell?

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
1. Miracles? No...
2. Yourself? Either completely or not at all
3. Heaven? Not in any appreciable way...
4. Santa Claus? Not since before I can remember.
4. Love? *Nods* It's there somewhere.
5. Do you like someone? Not sure I can really anwer that at the moment...
6. Do you believe in God? No and noone's ever made me feel that belief is misplaced
7. Answered the truth on all questions? It'd be pretty pointless if I didn't...

Q: What was the first thing you did this morning when you got up?
A: Told L not to forget the cake

Q: Do you have anything bothering you?
A: Yeah, important news for my parents, "bothering" is quite a large understatement...

Q: What's the last movie you saw?
A: 21.

Q: Where is the last place you went?
A: Seth's house.

Q. Do you smile a lot?
A: Yeah, but I'm trying to smile less often on the inside without smiling outwardly, it's not really working...

Q: Do you wish upon stars?
A: No, but that doesn't stop me wishing things.

Q: Are you a friendly person?
A: Yeah, except to close friends

Q: Where did you sleep last night?
A: On Seth's sofa, by my nice sexy self ^_^ - edited from L's answer.

Q: When was the last time you cried?
A: Not sure I've done the crying thing for a while, but the last time I should've cried was quite recent...

Q: What was your last thought before going to sleep last night?
A: "Gah, stupid anatomy, be comfier!"

Q: Rate life as of right now one being bad ten being great?
A: I refuse, my scales don't have the same increments marked as everyone else's... But it could be better...

Q: What do you hear right now?
A: My PSU's fan, still.

Q: Does anything hurt right now?
A: Nope, far too healthy and don't have a boyfriend

Q: What's your favorite month ?
A: ... They're largely the same really, but being warm is kinda nice...



Done now, sleeping forever.